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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Craig's List to Dump "Internet Brothel"

Shit! It's back to Clark County boys...

(CNN) -- Craigslist will replace its controversial online "erotic services" listings with a section where ads are individually checked by Craigslist employees before they are posted, according to Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Trump Makes Out With Giulianni

These two deezels do a great job of "acting" gay if real life.

Monday, April 13, 2009

The Dumb Ass Daily


News From The Shallow End of the Gene Pool.

Sissy, you'll love this one.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

People Really Are That Stupid

The flap on the plastic wrapper on my cheese slice has "Open Here" printed on it.

Video - Funny warning labels http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhLy3NZw46U

Friday, February 13, 2009

My Sissy has a Crush on Mr. Dumb Ass

Sissy is addicted to 'That 70's Show' and not over Krutcher, like most chicks.

She has it over for Kurtwood Smith. LMAO.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Bodybuilding - Assholes R Us

Now, I've got nothing against going to the gym or taking care of yourself. But there's a so called elite group of bodybuilders who act like they're the ONLY ones with the answers. These assholes sell common knowledge - like eat enough protein and use muscle confusion - in ebooks that cost more than a gym membership. Sometimes they're asking for bucks for this shit than the cost of the whole damned gym.

Do not buy crap from these assholes. Not only is the SAME information available for free online and at nominal prices in reliable books, these guys are rip off artists:

This guy Blake Bissaillion at building-muscle101 says he show you answers to these questions:

• How do I build muscle?

Answer, lift weights heavy enough you can only do 8-12 reps!

• What and when do I eat?

Lean protein, healthy fats (think mostly unsaturated) and unrefined carbs including veg and fruit.

• What supplements should I take?

To look like these assholes - illegal steroids and testosterone!

• How and when should I train?

How!? Proper form that works with the design of your physique. Buy a copy of Arnold's Bodybuilding Encyclopedia if you're that dumb.

When?? Mentzer let as much as weeks pass, Draper did six days on. "When" should have really said "how often", eh. "When" varies, and you want to vary your WHEN or how OFTEN. It's called muscle confusion. Same old shit, over and over, gets you nothing, results wise, dudes.

There. Now you don't have to buy assholes' jacked up pricey books.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Fat Weight Loss Gurus

What’s with fat people claiming to be weight loss experts? Don’t these people own mirrors?


One is doling out diet advice and weighs 200 plus at 5 foot flat.

One's a diet researcher because she married a doctor and his M.D. whiz made her a diet whiz but her photo shows chipmunk cheeks. Maybe it's a thyroid thing.

And this Julia Havey chick got a youtube video showing her wide load. I guess she do all right with the lights off.



A bunch SAY they're fit but apparently they've lost their heads. As in posting a headless photo of an anonymous hot bod that could belong to anybody. Yeah, anonymity always say believability to me.

I get fat chefs on Food Network like Paula Dean, Emeril, and Ina Garten. Hell, their cooks, they cook all day, test recipes over and over, then write and make tv shows about food. They’d be hard pressed not to get fat. (Has anyone checked the knuckles of Sandra Lee or Bobby Flay lately).

Besides, they are not claiming to be weight loss gurus.

I even get fat Americans in general. I live in Vegas, home of the cheap buffet. There's fast food joints on every corner of every street in the US. Food is cheap and people are greedy so people get fat. So what. It's their heart attack.

But if you’re going to call yourself a cowboy you got to at least own a damn saddle. If your a weight loss know-it-all look the damn part. Or at least get better photos taken and don't do videos.

My little sister was fat after she had her kid but she got off her ass and started eating less. Now I’ve got a leg bigger than her.

If you’re still wider than a chair you’re not done. Get your fat ass unstuck from the chair, join a gym and quit taking up space in the buffet line.