My Instincts Are Pretty Good

I know an asshole when I see one. (Goes for bitches too).

This guy has fame, looks, talent (maybe, he's was decent in A Few Good Men, but he's no Jack Nicholson), and he goes and falls for a bullshit cult like Scientology. For what? Too find god? No, because they don't believe in god and he could've gone to Shirley Maclaine for that.

He has a perfectly good episode of South Park axed and then he tries to convert the UK police to his fake religion.

Jesus Help Us.

I hear he has dyslexia and that could explain a lot.

But what I don't get is why chicks dig this guy. He must have one massive dick for them to overlook his sheer stupidity. Women, go figure.