Why does everyone think I’m a republican?

Why does everyone think I’m a republican?

Yes, I’m an asshole but not that big of an asshole.

Maybe it’s my hat, my chain smoking, or my age. The hat hides a liberal hippy brain, the cigarette smoke masks democrat blue lungs, and the wrinkles came from listening to years of Bush bullshit.

I’m a democrat asshole. Yep, there’s more than a few of us.

Listening To Jesus

I suppose I come off as too much of an asshole to post on Christmas.

Well, you're wrong.

I believe in a personal Jesus and mine has nothing to do with the canned,
commercialized, watered down, politically correct "Jesus" the mass religion engine
and the media insist we follow. 

If you don't find him on your own in your own heart and hear his voice you're
believing in a sock puppet.

He told me just yesterday to lighten up.

Some might be calling me a bum
But I'm still out here having fun
Jesus loves me, yes, I know
So I keep on rolling with the flow

(Keep on rolling with the flow)

I got my angel raising kids
But I'm raising hell just like I did
I've got a lot of crazy friends
And they forgive me of my sins