Why does everyone think I’m a republican?

Why does everyone think I’m a republican?

Yes, I’m an asshole but not that big of an asshole.

Maybe it’s my hat, my chain smoking, or my age. The hat hides a liberal hippy brain, the cigarette smoke masks democrat blue lungs, and the wrinkles came from listening to years of Bush bullshit.

I’m a democrat asshole. Yep, there’s more than a few of us.