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Friday, July 25, 2008

And they say cigarettes will kill you.

12 Year Old Dies After Heart Attack At Circus Circus


A California girl is dead after her heart stopped beating while riding a roller coaster.

The twelve year old reportedly had a heart attack while on a ride at the Circus Circus Adventuredome.

An off duty Clark County firefighter tried reviving her before she was rushed to UMC.

Officials with the Coroner's office say it could take weeks before they can determine the exact cause of death.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Overheard At The Buffet

"I just don't understand why they can't supply bigger plates. And these booths could be roomier, too."

She probably wonders why her triple x slacks aren't roomier.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Stormy Visit With Sissy

I visited my little sister up near Reno last week. Couldn't believe the weather, they had tornado warnings. Wild west weather up there.

Sis figured it had something to do with my presence.

I humbly disagree. Just because she's a witch doesn't make me a warlock.

Severe Summer Storm Rips Through Northern NV

Hey, the low tonight will be 82. Maybe I'll light a fire and toast some marshmallows. They're get with Jack Daniels.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

McCain Obama Cat Fight


So McCain and camp think that if they name a vice presidential running mate this week that it'll take attention off Obama's trip to Iraq? Hey, babe, it's all over CNN. Okay, the way I see this McCain thinks we all have teeny tiny brains and can't follow more than one bouncing news story at a time.

That says a lot about Johnny McBush.

Not to mention this bozo is gaff central.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

T. Boone Pickens Plan

Pushin' T. Boone Pickens

Now here’s a sensible and reasonable man. I admire a man with a plan. (I also admire a man who act without one when has too rather than doing nothing at all. If his scheme works I won’t have to sell my caddy and trade my motorcycle boots for spurs.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Smokeless Cigarettes?

What the hell's the point. This is like giving non alcoholic booze to a chick who's pants you want to get into.

"Smart Fixx is the hottest and newest smoking device. It emits a harmless vapor that simulates smoking by satisfying nicotine urges & cravings. Use Smart Fixx in any situation where there is a smoking ban. Our product is non-offensive. There is no second hand smoke. The Electronic Smokeless Cigarette consists of a stainless steel shell, lithium battery, micro-electric circuit, atomizing chamber and an indicator light at the head of the electronic cigarette. It enables smokers to enjoy the same pleasure as they get from a traditional cigarette when inhaling the nicotine, imitating the whole process of smoking. The rechargeable battery gives you endless hours of enjoyment and smoking pleasure. No Offensive Second Hand Smoke!

Scientific research has demonstrated that cigarette smoke contains over 4,000 chemical substances, hundreds of which are harmful to the human body with 25 diseases directly related to smoking, especially carbon monoxide, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbon and nitrosamine in cigarette smoke that are considered the most dangerous carcinogenic substances."

Hey, maybe I like living dangerously.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Fixing The Mess We're In

T. Boone Pickens

If we wanna celebrate our future 4th of July holidays and drive home in a car instead of a covered wagon check this guy out.